2016 Bien Nacido

This is Roger Moore’s tuxedo-clad James Bond stumbling onto the set of The Outlaw Josey Wales, where he bends an elbow with Clint Eastwood in the saloon, three fingers of rye whiskey, shaken not stirred. They polish off bowls of beef peppercorn stew and some blackberry preserves before hitting the trail in a cloud of white musk and far-off kerosene. The cactus-strewn wilderness presents Ernst Stavro Blofeld chewing elk jerky and a band of bounty hunters airin’ their lungs. So, they draw the Walther P5 and Colt Walker revolvers, slinging hot lead, and when the smoke settles, the bulls have bit the ground, so spy and outlaw share a smirk and ride off into the sun.